random thoughts of the day 001

+ white people like using "bud" to refer to little boys
+ new york city doesn't care about black people
+ the city of boston sure does - pam & jim will be damned if they're at the office while stanley & oscar get a "snowed in" pass iifff you know what i mean
+ "you've got a lot of shit in your face," doctor on my sinus infection - i wonder how you would translate that sentence into hundred thousand dollar med school lingo ::chin tap::
+ i believe the great negrodamus paul mooney once said that an old black man is the most racist person in america - clearly he hasn't met an old cape verdean man

don't call it a comeback

“comebacks” require leaving and, well, technically i never left. i would log into this blog at least once a week, stare blankly at the page for like five minutes, then say out loud “now, what was i going to do?” and i always ended up signing into facebook – kanye shrug. but talent is stagnant, my friends, so don’t call it a comeback.

take it away, mark !